thediagonallie:

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

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kawaii-twerking:

BEST FRIENDS YOU DON’T GET TO TALK TO VERY OFTEN BC YOU’RE BOTH JUST REALLY BUSY WITH SCHOOL OR WHATEVER BUT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL BC YOURE STILL THE BEST OF FRIENDS NO MATTER WHAT, ARE THE BEST KINDS OF FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WORLD

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okxo:

blaze it? more like glaze it now how about some donuts

(Source: continent, via loserslol)

,,

When women scream you wonder what’s wrong with them. When men yell you get afraid about what they’re going to do.

A girl in my creative writing class said this in response to a story we read about witnessing intimate partner violence and it really fucked with my head because I’ve never, ever, ever, thought of it that way.  (via frantzfandom)

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poprocksforbreakfast:

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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that gif is perfectly looped wtf

(via my-immortals)

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

(Source: unconvenience, via hi)

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

(via fake-mermaid)

thievinggenius:

Tattoo done by Chad Lenjer.

@challenjer

(via fuckyeahtattoos)

lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

(Source: nxte, via loserslol)

spaghettl:

on my grave i want VIP not RIP

(Source: baesitter, via fake-mermaid)

mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

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